Selena Gomez At The Alliance For Children's Rights 22nd Annual Dinner

It’s not those bikini pictures like I’ve been hoping for, but here’s Selena Gomez putting her hotness to good use at something called The Alliance for Children’s Rights annual dinner. Still, I know it’s a good cause and all, but Selena’s looking a little classy for my tastes. I mean, it’s a charity event, not a funeral, right? And nothing would get rich old dudes reaching for their wallets faster than Selena in a pair of Daisy Dukes. So I’m thinking next year, let’s forget the dinner and just hold a bikini car wash instead. You’re welcome in advance.