As much as I love Kimberly Garner, I think it might be time for me to move on from our Twitter relationship. I just don’t think her social media assistant is as invested in it as I am. But don’t worry about me, because I think I found my rebound girl: Katie Price’s former protege Amy Willerton. Now granted, Amy’s not quite as cute or famous as Kimberly, but I think that’s a good thing for me. It means I might actually have a shot at convincing her to consummate our online relationship with some hot bikini pictures. And if that makes Kimberly jealous, even better.
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