Now I think I’m starting to get why I wasn’t invited to this Stag red carpet: because another one of my Twitter girlfriends was there too, busty British reality star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. I guess the organizers probably just didn’t want things to get awkward between us and Kimberley Garner, which I completely understand. I’m guessing they also wouldn’t have wanted me motorboating Aisleyene right there on the red carpet either, so it’s probably all for the best. Because it would’ve been awfully difficult to control myself. I mean, just look at those things! Well, actually, you probably already are. So I guess just keep looking at them then, and enjoy.
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