Candice Swanepoel Topless Photoshoot For i-D Magazine

I'm not exactly super clear on the mouse theme behind this i-D magazine photo shoot. I'm guessing it's something to do with Miley's latest crazy, but I'm not quite sure. I do know this, it features a fine topless photo of upper-sextastic Candice Swanepoel, which means all other questions are rendered somewhat moot.

Topless Candice Swanepoel makes everything better. If broccoli had come with topless Candice I would have eaten it as a child. If topless Candice awaited me at the dentist's office, I'd schedule back to back completely unnecessary root canals. She really is the cure-all, and daddy needs a little taste of his medicine. Yes, that does sound creepy. Enjoy.