I have no clue what the Out In The City and G3 Readers’ Awards are and I don’t care enough to look it up, but they clearly know the secret to throwing a successful party: get a hottie like Sam Faiers to show up and bring along some sexy British sideboob. In fact, the only way this could’ve gone any better is if they’d invited Sam’s even bustier sister Billie Faiers too, and then ditched the awards ceremony entirely and gotten the two to leg-wrestle in my mom’s basement instead. Just something to keep in mind for next year.
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