Here’s former UK Apprentice and Celebrity Big Brother contestant Luisa Zissman at the pool and showing why so many people are so interested in following her around with cameras 24/7. And after checking out this super-hot Luisa Zissman bikini body, add my name to the list. Granted, I don’t have an idea for a show yet, equipment, a crew, or any contacts in the TV business, but just give me a couple hours of footage of Luisa at the pool and I promise you a ratings goldmine. Enjoy the view!

She lost more than a stone in weight thanks to a new exercise and dietary plan - and she was keen to show off the results during a pre-Christmas break.  

Indeed, Playboy wannabe Luisa Zissman has been flaunting her incredible bikini body during an idyllic holiday in Dubai. 

The busty businesswoman was in great shape as she frolicked in the cool surf with pals on another sweltering day in the coastal city.

Sporting a skimpy two-piece, Luisa appeared keen to flaunt an undeniably stunning figure during her latest carefree beach excursion.

Indeed, the former Apprentice babe’s inch perfect waist paid testament to her new dietary regime, and it was on full display as she splashed around with a large inflatable ball. 

Given her sunny surroundings she was in understandably high spirits, a fruity drink clenched in one hand while she chatted with a group of female friends. 

At one point she stretched her toned torso with while raising her intertwined arms in what appeared to be a comprehensive yoga move before lazily padding back to the beach. 

The 26-year-old later broke into fits of laughter after playing a makeshift game of catch that involved a female pal attempting to throw ice cubes into her bikini bottoms

Luisa’s shapely curves are all down to daily exercise regimes, regular cardio and a healthy, balanced diet.

Luisa’s sunshine break comes after she revealed her desire to appear on the pages of iconic men’s magazine Playboy. 

In an interview with the Daily Star she said: ‘I'd love to do Playboy. It's like an institution. But obviously I'm not going to do it for free!’ 

The mother-of-one previously admitted that she has no issue with stripping off her clothes and being 'sexual.'

'I’ve always said and been up front with the fact I don't have an issue with being a sexual young woman, I don't see anything wrong with it, and I don't see anything wrong with nudity,’ she told Heat magazine. 

‘I'm not a prude, I'm not shy - although I think there's a time and a place - but there's nothing wrong with being a young woman who is proud to show off her body.'

I suppose it's hard to top a Jackass. But the former Celebrity Apprentice and current British scandal news regular Luisa Zissman did just that at the London premiere of Bad Grandpa by showing off in a pretty much see-through dress, revealing her nipples and a plush pair just behind some sheer material.

I know some of the British press got up in arms over Luisa's
Revealing outfits, but how can you say there's an appropriate dress code or
Decorum for a Jackass film? And, besides, who puts energy into
Getting women to cover up? I do quite the opposite. Take a peek at the
Ripe melons of Ms. Zissman and you'll understand why. Enjoy.

What do we know about Luisa Zissman? We know that she doesn’t mind flipping her skirt up in front of God and all the paparazzi. Therefore, it’s not that surprising that we find two separate upskirt incidents with Luisa one day after the other.

The lipslip, however, is a little surprising, but so it goes. Panties can’t (and shouldn’t) contain everything.