I don’t know how old Carmen Electra is, but she must be pushing close to 50 and still looks damn good. Here she is at the 2014 Revolver Golden Gods Award Show which is a music award show for a bunch of bands who are stuck in the early 90s or who have consumed enough drugs to still think they’re in the early 90s. Anyway, they must be glad that the second biggest pin-up babe of that era showed up. Enjy the view!

I pray to Xenu that one day, when I "bump" into Carmen Electra, I'll happen to have a camera on hand. Carmen seems to like cameramen, and cameramen seem to like Carmen. Pretty much wherever she is, if there's a camera, she's willing to do a photoshoot. She'll also get a hotel room with you and change into various outfits. Whaaa? Well, I don't know if that last part's true, but she appears to have been at a hotel, and suddenly had the urge to have snapshots taken right down her shirt. This territory is also known as Cleavage Canyon. Seriously, who wouldn't want to submerge down there and go exploring? It looks like a fantastical place where anything can happen, like "The Magic School Bus" (yes, I just compared a beloved children's cartoon to Carmen's bosom). You'd probably discover some forgotten kingdom (and a jungle if you went further south).

One thing I've noticed about Carmen is how ridiculously good she looks in high definition. When you look at many 40-something hotties up close, you can see details that are hard to un-see (nose-hairs especially), but I would say Carmen actually looks BETTER when the image gets bigger. Some of these images are amazing in "extreme close-up". Her blown-up, glittery tits are more surreal than Pandora. Hell, I even decided to throw in some pics of Carmen wearing her (count 'em) two dresses at the American Music Awards. Why? Because I care, that's why.

Apparently Carmen Electra just became FHM‘s oldest cover model ever with this spread for their upcoming April issue. Which is just nuts considering she’s still twice as hot at 41 as most girls half her age. So here’s hoping Carmen doesn’t hang up her lingerie any time soon, because after these pictures, she’s clearly got a lot more years left in the tank. Well done.

The veteran hottie found herself in Germany at Lambertz Monday Night, busting out her super hot cleavage. When Carmen Electra wants to get noticed, she goes right to her A-game bag of tricks. Or bags of tricks as one who was terrible at puns might say. Whatever it was she was selling, I’m quite sure she sold out and then some. She has still got the goods and she knows how to give us just enough tasty front meat to whet our appetites. It’s making me hungry for more. Enjoy the view!

OK, sure, Carmen Electra may be getting up there these days, but over 40 or not, she’s still hotter than most chicks in Hollywood who are half her age. And that’s probably because she knows what it takes to keep pervs like us interested after all these years: head out of the house in a totally see-through dress with no bra, and make sure the paparazzi are around to share your awesome wardrobe choice with the world. I figure at this rate, Carmen ought to be able to keep this up for another decade at least.